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Pricaonica => Ni opšte, ni posebno => Topic started by: Kimi on February 23, 2010, 22:24:24

Title: Humor
Post by: Kimi on February 23, 2010, 22:24:24
Evo ođe postavljate neke odvale sa interneta....

EVo ja da započnem,pazite ovo,to se zove fudbalski teren  :D :D :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmHYSNVo6EM (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmHYSNVo6EM)
Title: Re: Smešni (Smiješni) video klipovi
Post by: Vjestica on February 24, 2010, 00:16:00
Evo da postavim npr. jedno bukvalno ''lomljenje''.
Trka na sto metara !!  :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXVKtIK1J44


Title: Re: Smešni (Smiješni) video klipovi
Post by: Kimi on March 14, 2010, 08:51:30
Hhahahahahhaha......koji lik  :D :D ;D ;D ;D ;D

http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=RBIGrglpoAY
Title: Re: Smešni (Smiješni) video klipovi
Post by: Vjestica on March 14, 2010, 10:21:06
Quote from: Kimi on March 14, 2010, 08:51:30
Hhahahahahhaha......koji lik  :D :D ;D ;D ;D ;D

http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=RBIGrglpoAY

Ahahahahahahaha  :D  :D
Title: Re: Smešni (Smiješni) video klipovi
Post by: Bura on July 05, 2011, 11:07:07
pogledajte ovo:



hi hi  :05:
Title: Re: Smešni (Smiješni) video klipovi
Post by: Bura on August 28, 2011, 14:42:20
Fino se razbio:

Title: Re: Smešni (Smiješni) video klipovi
Post by: blavor on August 28, 2011, 17:27:55
nije klip al je gif :D

http://www.dodaj.rs/f/17/jO/xFM7hEu/securedownload.gif
Title: Re: Smešni (Smiješni) video klipovi
Post by: Bura on August 28, 2011, 17:30:48
Quote from: blavor on August 28, 2011, 17:27:55 nije klip al je gif :D

http://www.dodaj.rs/f/17/jO/xFM7hEu/securedownload.gif

 :102: :102: :102: :102: kako je dobro  :12:
Title: Re: Smešni (Smiješni) video klipovi
Post by: Cirius on August 28, 2011, 18:27:44
Quote from: blavor on August 28, 2011, 17:27:55 nije klip al je gif :D

http://www.dodaj.rs/f/17/jO/xFM7hEu/securedownload.gif

 :102:    :45:    iz bendza !
Title: Re: Smešni (Smiješni) video klipovi
Post by: blavor on August 29, 2011, 14:30:16
Mišić pumpa mišić  :15:
Title: Re: Smešni (Smiješni) video klipovi
Post by: Al3k5aNd4R on August 30, 2011, 18:17:00










Title: Re: Smešni (Smiješni) video klipovi
Post by: Al3k5aNd4R on August 30, 2011, 18:23:25
(http://leprastuff.ru/data/img/20110531/f786856f7ecfb03f6fac125414c6a0bc.gif)
Title: Re: Smešni (Smiješni) video klipovi
Post by: ehtelion on August 31, 2011, 09:21:40
Aleksandre, mislim da ima takmicenje u ovome:)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UZtYzMWxTk&feature=player_embedded
Title: Re: Smešni (Smiješni) video klipovi
Post by: Al3k5aNd4R on September 02, 2011, 00:15:10
u cemu ima takmicenje?
Title: Re: Smešni (Smiješni) video klipovi
Post by: Miloš on September 09, 2011, 13:43:18
Kakva faca od psa!  :109:

Title: Re: Smešni (Smiješni) video klipovi
Post by: niksicki on December 11, 2011, 19:43:00
Vrijedi pogledati.Braca!  :120:
Title: Re: Smešni (Smiješni) video klipovi
Post by: demijan on December 11, 2011, 20:22:51
haha buksovci su bebe za njih  :75:
Title: Re: Smešni (Smiješni) video klipovi
Post by: Al3k5aNd4R on December 17, 2011, 23:06:00
a morah da je otvorim kad sam nasao ove dvije slicice  :11:

(http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/thanks_for_your_help.gif)

(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/1072900_700b.jpg)
Title: Re: Smešni (Smiješni) video klipovi
Post by: Madjo on December 17, 2011, 23:14:36
Humor je jedno a ovo je druga stvar... Imamo već temu Smiješni klipovi,nema potrebe otvarat drugu.
Title: Re: Smešni (Smiješni) video klipovi
Post by: Al3k5aNd4R on December 17, 2011, 23:32:13
pa klipovi. ovo bas i nisu prvo je gif animacija a drugo je vic u slici
Title: Re: Smešni (Smiješni) video klipovi
Post by: Madjo on December 17, 2011, 23:42:12
Sve to može odit u jednu temu.  :77:
Title: Re: Smešni (Smiješni) video klipovi
Post by: Al3k5aNd4R on December 17, 2011, 23:52:01
pa moze no reko da mi ko ne zvoca sto sam tamo okacio slike.. ali se izgleda zaebah :)
Title: Re: Smešni (Smiješni) video klipovi
Post by: demijan on December 17, 2011, 23:58:04
hahaaha odlicna fora sa busom  :45:
Title: Re: Smešni (Smiješni) video klipovi
Post by: Madjo on December 18, 2011, 00:00:14
...a možemo i ovo - da ostavimo ovu temu Humor tu đe je pošto nemamo teme na forumu đe možemo prepričavat smiješne događaje, duhovite komentare,bisere na forum,viceve... a da smiješne klipove,slike,animacije postavljamo u onu staru temu...
Što mislite ?  :78:
Title: Re: Smešni (Smiješni) video klipovi
Post by: Stefan600 on December 18, 2011, 00:11:51
Da, ja sam za to, ali da tacno razgranicimo sta ide u koju temu, i svaki post koji postavljen u pogresnu temu, da se premjesta ili brise...  :15:
Title: Re: Smešni (Smiješni) video klipovi
Post by: Стенли on December 18, 2011, 00:44:05
Aj zajebite vise...Cak Noris je samo glupi glumac,da je stvarno Bog, dosao bi sad u moju kucu i poceo bi da mi udara glavu od tastaturhafobhasdufsadjksahbdfehfiouwehrihwefiodsb849yhuiobg...  :75:
Title: Re: Smešni (Smiješni) video klipovi
Post by: Stefan600 on December 18, 2011, 01:01:24
 :109:   :102:  :102:  :102:  :102:
Title: Humor
Post by: Madjo on December 18, 2011, 11:46:11
Evo nova tema đe se možemo zebavat do mile volje.
Pišite vaše ili tuđe provale, smiješne situacije, viceve, bisere s foruma, ma sve...  :120:

Samo bez vulgarnosti !  :17:

Evo počeću ja:

Idu dvije babe ulicom, dolazi treća i veli im : " A đe ste mačke..."   hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah   :23:  :56:
Ovo nije smiješno uopšte.   :76:
Title: Re: Smešni (Smiješni) video klipovi
Post by: Stefan600 on December 18, 2011, 11:53:53
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcMSTmoNd_0&feature=player_embedded ovo i nije bas toliko smijesno, moglo je zavrsit tragicno...vise je zanimljivo
Title: Re: Smešni (Smiješni) video klipovi
Post by: Al3k5aNd4R on December 19, 2011, 01:46:54
FAIL!
(http://i.imgur.com/H8gmQ.gif) :05:
Title: Re: Smešni (Smiješni) video klipovi
Post by: Стенли on December 19, 2011, 02:52:50
hahahahahahahahahahaha.... Presmijah se  :75:
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Стенли on December 19, 2011, 03:18:18
Wikipedia:
"Јa znam sve!"
Google:
"Јa imam sve!"
Internet:
"Bez mene ne možete."
Kompjuter:
"HAHAHAHAHA, svi ovdje zavisite o meni, a ja o nikome!"
Struja:
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, stvarno?"
Tesla:
"Ko tu koga laže?"
Bog:
"Molim?"
Chuck Norris:
"Šta moliš?!

 :75:
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: LOMIBA on December 19, 2011, 19:50:36
Vidjeo Crnogorac ,dvije tri djevojke iz Serbije u Budvu,$ede u kafanu ! Prisa im on i pita onako ljubazno ,a djevojke sto pijete ,kad ce jedna ja coca colu ,a on "a dje ti je " !!
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: vanja on December 19, 2011, 20:13:02
Quote from: LOMIBA on December 19, 2011, 19:50:36 Vidjeo Crnogorac ,dvije tri djevojke iz Serbije u Budvu,$ede u kafanu ! Prisa im on i pita onako ljubazno ,a djevojke sto pijete ,kad ce jedna ja coca colu ,a on "a dje ti je " !!

hehehhe sad sam ga se sjetio :)

evo ga iskoristen i u ovom filmu:

Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Стенли on December 19, 2011, 20:17:05
Je li djevojko sta pijes? Coca~Colu... Paaaaaaaa djeeee ti je?  :102:
___________________________________________________________

Dosao Crnogorac na pijacu i pita prodavca:
- Posto su ti ove jabuke??
- Zavisi, sto vise uzmes, to su jeftinije.
- Auu,pa trpaj u ovu prikolicu jadan dok ne bude dzabe!  :05
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Fraka on December 22, 2011, 17:18:49
http://imgur.com/4agaQ
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Bole-PG on December 23, 2011, 12:46:23
Quote from: Madjo on December 18, 2011, 11:46:11 Evo nova tema đe se možemo zebavat do mile volje.
Pišite vaše ili tuđe provale, smiješne situacije, viceve, bisere s foruma, ma sve...  :120:

Samo bez vulgarnosti !  :17:

Evo počeću ja:

Idu dvije babe ulicom, dolazi treća i veli im : " A đe ste mačke..."   hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah   :23:  :56:
Ovo nije smiješno uopšte.   :76:
mogao si sa ovim poceti igraju dvije babe sony dodje 3 i ugasi ga
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Стенли on December 23, 2011, 14:44:48
Idu dvije babe ulicom i odu  :05:
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Madjo on December 23, 2011, 21:35:42
Idu dvije babe ulicom a pogotovo treća ...    :102:
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Vasilije on December 24, 2011, 13:12:59
Bio perica u skoli (na casu biologije ucili sisare, sada nastavnica ispituje):
- "Perice navedi ti nama jednog leteceg sisara."
- "Stjuardesa.  :67: :67: :67:




Poslala zena crnogorca da uhvati puzeve za veceru nakraj se vraca on sa jednim puzem. Pita ga zena Jadan ne bio kako ufati samo jednoga puza. A on joj veli zeno neznas ti kakva je to zvijer to trci to bjezi to skace!
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Al3k5aNd4R on December 25, 2011, 23:31:52
Pitali Zabjelčanina:
-Radiš li đe?
-Ne,a pravo da ti rečem nemam ti ni kad!




Srele se se dvije podgoričanke i veli jedna drugoj: ,,kako ti je fancy torba''
Odgovara ova druga: ,,ćuti seljanko, to ti je ferre''




- Kako se zove podgoričanka preko 35 godina?
- Staropodgoričanka




Od kojeg virusa boluju podgoričani?
- X5Q7




Koliko Podgoričaninu treba para da bi izašao u grad? 86.30€
>85€ za pauka i 1.30€ za kafu
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Стенли on December 30, 2011, 03:48:03
Evo jedan za Vanju.

.....................ide ti Crnogorac Beogradom i zaustavlja jednu zenu i pita je ''koliko je sati gospodjo'' ..ona mu odgovara 25 do 11.. samo cujes njegaa ''aaaaa nee noo 'iljadu '' ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha  :77:
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: MeteoLaik on December 30, 2011, 10:22:56
što kaže Podgoričanka za momka za koga nije sigurna da li ima para? - Stvarno mi nije jasan.  :120: :71:
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: lav on January 01, 2012, 01:32:11
Narucuje jedna gospodja u bifeu sok:"Ja cu djus od pomorandze"
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Bura on January 01, 2012, 02:27:38
Kaze starica:

Kako se ovo vreme promenilo. Prije si za 10 dinari mogo da kupis u prodavnicu svega, i bombone za decu, i zvake, i slatkisi, i po koju kesu kafe, a sad - kamera ovdje, kamera ondje, kamera tamo.....
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: LOMIBA on January 01, 2012, 19:23:55
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yYwVd99SXs najveci kraljevi hahahahahahah sjutra ce biti vrijeme kako bude hahahahahha:D
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Stefan600 on January 01, 2012, 20:13:01
...Tako da ako bude padala kisa, mi ne snosimo odgovornost  :109:  :102: :102:  :102:
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: LOMIBA on January 07, 2012, 18:17:19
znate i gdje ciganin krije pare od svoje zene i djece...ispod sapuna..:D  :05:
ili ova zdravica:neka bog zivi mene i muza moje zene i djevera moje snajke i sina moje majke i sina moga oca i oca moga sina...
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Madjo on January 14, 2012, 01:00:06
Quote from: winter on January 14, 2012, 00:50:49 Dabe se budih bruka i sramota :35:
temp oko 5.5 bili ste u pravu nista od ovoga ostaje nam zahladenje i vjera u bolje izlaze :33:

Quote from: stefan96 on January 14, 2012, 00:51:51 Tako je winter. Ustani ti i sjutra, dako Ec 0z iznenadi. hahahahahahhaha  :114:  :105:

Salim se, nemoj tako ti boga, spavaj, bolje ti je... Modeli pojma nemaju.

Quote from: kecmi on January 14, 2012, 00:45:09 Ljudi, ne znam ocete li mi vjerovat, ali mislim da ovdje pada susnjezica ili rastopljene pahulje! Jer kad mi pane na lice tacno osjetim da je nesto ledeno! T 4.9°C .

Quote from: stefan96 on January 14, 2012, 00:48:48 E to je to moj kecmi, kad ti se pricinjava... Uz vjetar kad dune, zna da nanese istina...Moguce...

 :102:
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Stefan600 on January 14, 2012, 01:03:07
Pa ne znam kecmi, necu tvoje rijeci da omalovazavam nikad. Moguce je da se nanosi susnjezica kad je jak sjeverac. To ne znaju oni koji ne zive u predjelima dje se to inace desava. Kod mene se desilo jednom prosle zime(ja mislim da je bilo) pri temperaturi od 4.5 stepeni kisa i vlazni snijeg padaju uz vrlo jak sjeverni vjetar...Mislim da se podgoricani toga sjecaju, a mozda i ne... hahahah
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Madjo on January 14, 2012, 01:04:26
Stefan mi je komičan...zato sam ubačio i vaše komentare da bi se znalo o čemu se vodio razgovor.  :122:
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Stefan600 on January 14, 2012, 01:07:06
A nije nije..  :63:

Ja sam rekao da je to moguce sto pricam, ali necu da kazem da jeste jer nisam dolje s tobom, razumijes sta hocu da te kazem? :)

Madjoni, samo sam rekao istinu. Modeli su toliko nesigurni da je GFS sa oni -20 po visini nacrtao plus po visini za isti period. hahahahahaha
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Madjo on January 14, 2012, 01:09:34
Malo je i Admin podgrijao današnju atmosferu na forumu.

Quote from: Admin on January 13, 2012, 18:54:11 Slab, povremeno umjeren snijeg.
Prelijepo!
 :79:

Quote from: Rade on January 13, 2012, 19:11:56 Ja vidim po koju pahulju u PG!

Quote from: stefan96 on January 13, 2012, 19:13:27 Ne lazi  :67:

Quote from: Rade on January 13, 2012, 19:16:13 Nisam lagao ;) Bacio pogled kroz prozor i na sijalici se nazirale pahulje, sad kao da ništa ne pada

Quote from: Stenli on January 13, 2012, 19:18:47 Rade ,dodje li ti sto Danilovgradski?

Quote from: Rade on January 13, 2012, 19:22:35 Onda ja lažem jel?!  :107:

Quote from: Admin on January 13, 2012, 19:24:51 Uh, zaboravih reći, javljam se iz Kolašina!  :11:
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Stefan600 on January 14, 2012, 01:12:40
Admin faca najveca  :67: !! Tako sam se slatko ismijao kad je rekao 'javljam se iz kolasina' sto sam i pretpostavio da se javlja nedje sa sjevera... ahhahahahahahahh  :67:
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Madjo on January 14, 2012, 01:23:05
Quote from: winter on January 13, 2012, 17:45:04 Ja sam se spremio za lopate :05:

Quote from: stefan96 on January 13, 2012, 18:30:23 Kaka si ti brat winteer  :67: Slatko se ismijah  

Quote from: winter on January 13, 2012, 20:04:53 Bice sjutra jos bolji a kakav je gfs?

Quote from: stefan96 on January 13, 2012, 20:33:08 Los, los, opet losi, i najzad prelos... Slozili su se... U cetvrtak odlazi ledan vazduh nazad i dolazi juzina koja ce donijeti kisu...

Quote from: Madjo on January 13, 2012, 20:37:51 Po mene izlazi nijesu loši jer ćemo imati 4 ili 5 ledenija dana.

Što će bit iza toga me uopšte ne zanima.

Quote from: stefan96 on January 13, 2012, 20:45:18 A ne tebe bogami. Nikoga ne zanima cini mi se bez nas iz Pg i Dg. Tako ce dovijeka bit...

Quote from: Stenli on January 13, 2012, 20:46:11 Naredne godine vise srece, sto cemo sad...

Quote from: winter on January 13, 2012, 20:54:02 Ti otpisa ovu zimu  a ima jos februar   :120:

Quote from: stefan96 on January 13, 2012, 20:55:12 Veli moj otac u Februar da je ledno, ja reko cuti tu svake godine nam vocke cvjetaju 15 februara  :75:
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Stefan600 on January 14, 2012, 01:40:36
Aaa ovo je dobro bilooo  :102:  :102:  :102:
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Madjo on January 14, 2012, 01:41:29
 :102:  :102:     :109: :109:
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Al3k5aNd4R on January 14, 2012, 02:04:18
bilo prije godinu, dvije, tri :D snijeg u pg na +6.. ali ga kapi po zemlji nije bilo ni poslije par sata konstanog padanja, sto bi sjeverci rekli "trpanja"
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Bura on January 19, 2012, 22:24:58


 :102: :102: :102: :102:
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: LOMIBA on January 20, 2012, 11:08:19
kako se presmijah za ovu prognozu xaxaxaxaxaxaxaxa :11:
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Al3k5aNd4R on January 20, 2012, 21:35:40
a gledaj ovo ahahahhahaha

(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/1978518_700b.jpg)
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Stefan600 on January 20, 2012, 21:38:37
hahahahahah   :67:  :45:
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Fraka on January 20, 2012, 21:43:08
9gag je glupost, 4chan je ono rupa interneta, smetiliste. Daleko najbolji site je reddit  :105:
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Al3k5aNd4R on January 20, 2012, 22:14:40
pusti ti to sto je sajt glupost kad im je ova fora predobra :P
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: vanja on January 20, 2012, 22:21:12
dobro je ovo  :102:
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Madjo on January 21, 2012, 11:33:17
Malo sinoćnjih provala:

Quote from: boka on January 20, 2012, 23:05:08
Quote from: kecmi on January 20, 2012, 23:03:30
Quote from: winter on January 20, 2012, 23:01:19 Jak udar groma stize polako  :114: do kad ce trajat padavine :32:

Dosta kratko, mozda ni sat ipo.....

ix dosta...odox da se zalijepim za sofersajbnu  :112:



Quote from: boka on January 20, 2012, 23:16:33
Quote from: Danilovgrad on January 20, 2012, 23:12:58 STIZE FROONT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OD NIKSICA SVITKA LOMI!!!!!! TUTNJAVA!!!!!! DANILOVGRAD ZA 5-6 MINUTA!!!  :79:

danilovgradski pustate li ga starim il novim putem da idem da ga cekam  :05:
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Bole-PG on January 21, 2012, 11:38:31
zadnji je  :67: :109:
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Nikola on January 21, 2012, 16:33:28
Ne misli mozak kad snijeg dolazi  :102:   :45:
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Fraka on January 22, 2012, 22:50:25
Jos jedan Veljov hit video  :67: :67: :67:

Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Bura on January 22, 2012, 23:03:03
 :102: :102: :102:

A qq izvalih se od smijeha.....

Dizi nogu dizi, gadu, drogasu masni....  :102: :102:
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Al3k5aNd4R on January 28, 2012, 14:37:01
(http://acidcow.com/pics/20120127/brilliant_cat_facts_texting_trick_01.jpg)
(http://acidcow.com/pics/20120127/brilliant_cat_facts_texting_trick_02.jpg)
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Stefan600 on January 28, 2012, 14:45:02
hahahaha h  :67:  :67:  :67:  :47:  :45:
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Al3k5aNd4R on January 28, 2012, 15:04:55
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/2115992_460s.jpg)
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Bura on January 28, 2012, 15:07:26
 :102: :102: :102:
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Al3k5aNd4R on January 28, 2012, 15:10:40
(http://acidcow.com/pics/20120125/acid_picdump_51.jpg)
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Al3k5aNd4R on January 29, 2012, 02:29:21


i jedna slika :)


(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/394804_10150604289406055_225079981054_11382163_1167858990_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Al3k5aNd4R on January 29, 2012, 02:38:05
(http://mthruf.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/job-fails-its-like-a-reverse-captcha-code.png)
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Al3k5aNd4R on January 29, 2012, 02:42:24
i jedno top pitanje :)

znate li koja je ovo pjesma??

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/396112_2504731493361_1105223668_31951734_843194593_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: winter on January 29, 2012, 14:19:27
Pricaju Crnogorac,Francuz,Amerikanac,
Veli Amerikanac kad se ja popnem na kip slobode i viknem zivjela Amerika odjekuje 2 dana
Kaze Francuz kad se ja popnem na Ajfilovu kulu i viknem zivjela ljubav odjekuje 3 dana
A Milutin kaze kad se ja popnem na lovcen i viknem zivio rad 5 dana odjekuje Milutine ne se... :05:
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Madjo on January 29, 2012, 17:50:09
Izvučeno iz Prognoza  :81:

Quote from: sanjin on January 28, 2012, 01:04:07 yr.no daje nekih 35mm za Podgoricu u periodu 2-5. februar pri temperaturi od -3 do +3. Kada bi se ostvarila trecina od ovog ja bih bio presrecan.

Quote from: Stenli on January 28, 2012, 01:12:41 Sto ste navalili na neko isparavanje eo' cijelu noc.  :78:  Znaci sanjin je presrecan sa nekom slabom kisicom na +6.

Quote from: sanjin on January 28, 2012, 01:14:40 Стенли,мислио сам трећином падавина.

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Quote from: michael on January 28, 2012, 19:10:54 B....M.... najavi sibirsku hladnoću od utorka, olujni vjetar do petka, za padavine nijesam uspio čuti ništa!? (puna kuća...)

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Quote from: Admin on January 28, 2012, 23:10:04 Sjećam se situacije, vrlo slične ovoj negdje prije 15 godina kada se sve odvijalo lijepo, snijeg se prosto mogao namirisati a onda... zona padavina se najprije zaustavila na 50 km od naših obala, potom skliznula ka jugu. Situacije se sjećam jer je revoltirani kolega koji je tih dana bio dežurni prognostičar, inače dobar i iskusan dipl. meteorolog, sve karte iscijepao do u nasitnije djeliće.
Ja sam ponovo isprintao te iste karte i poslije desetak dana ih "podmetnuo" jednom meteorologu (nije radio u Zavodu) koji je znao svratiti na kafu i peckati za svaku nepreciznu prognozu. Misleći da su to aktuelne karte (nije pogledao datum) nasmijao se pročitavši aktuelnu prognozu i slavodobitno rekao "Eto dokaza da ne znate ništa. Ako iz ove sitacije ne padne 20 cm u Podgorici ja ću pojesti diplomu". Nakon toga, više od tri mjeseca nije svrati do kolega!



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Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Stefan600 on January 29, 2012, 18:05:48
Nasa reprezentacija je nevjrovatna, ne mogu da vjerujem kakav uspjeh smo postigli, stvarno! Sa 600 000 stanovnika ovo da napravimo? Sigurno ste svjesni sto je to... Srbija je fantasticna reprezentacija, prvima kojima mi bih dao titulu pored nas (da sam se pitao) bili bi oni. Odlicni su(ali ipak mislim da smo za nijansu bolji u kompletu). Uostalom, to je nasa bratska zemlja, posljednja zemlja sa kojom smo bili u zajednici... Zao mi je najvise zbog sporta. To je veliki gubitak.

Zamislite sada reprezentaciju u vaterpolu, rokometu, fudbalu i kosarci SCG Samo zamislite  :22:
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Fraka on January 29, 2012, 18:07:24
Ne bi bas o tome, vaterpolo je sport koji igra 6-7 drzava na svijet (ozbiljno) i sve te drzave imaju po 1-2 vaterpolo centra kao sto je slucaj kod nas. Plus to su jako nepopularni sportovi u npr italiji, spaniji...
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Stefan600 on January 29, 2012, 18:14:15
Nepopularni bogami kad su u fudbalu vazda gadjali na medalju...

Nismo mi toliko losi ni u ostalim sportovima, ali nemamo tu zar uopste kao sto imamo u veterpolu!  :119:
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Madjo on January 29, 2012, 18:15:55
A da nijeste vas dvojica malo promašili temu ili se zbilja zebavate ?  :78:
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Stefan600 on January 29, 2012, 18:26:26
Ja promasih hahah  :67: Mislio sam da sam u off stavio post i udjoh posle u off i vidim nema mi posta, e reko'sad cu da nagrdim moderatore haha' i onda vidjeh last post 'humor' stefan96 :D  :76:
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Vasilije on January 29, 2012, 18:30:55
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Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Cirius on January 29, 2012, 19:01:35
Quote from: stefan96 on January 29, 2012, 18:26:26 Ja promasih hahah  :67: Mislio sam da sam u off stavio post i udjoh posle u off i vidim nema mi posta, e reko'sad cu da nagrdim moderatore haha' i onda vidjeh last post 'humor' stefan96 :D  :76:

Tako tako ...  po nama ka' po pranju,  to svima ide od ruke ...     :120:        :07:
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Stefan600 on January 29, 2012, 19:35:10
haha  :63:  :121:    :116:
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Al3k5aNd4R on January 30, 2012, 12:57:31
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/2169179_460s.jpg)
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Al3k5aNd4R on January 30, 2012, 12:58:41
(http://wheresmysammich.com/images/9456.jpg)
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Al3k5aNd4R on January 30, 2012, 13:01:59
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/2178449_460s.jpg)
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Madjo on January 30, 2012, 13:04:01
 :22: Aleksandre i nije neka fora zatrpavati temu sa "uvoznim" humorom.  :16:
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: niksicki on January 30, 2012, 13:31:30
Како се сморим кад видим да се избацају ове слике,па нанижу пола стране,а к.р.а не ваљају.
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Al3k5aNd4R on January 30, 2012, 15:04:12
meni je ovo presmijesno.. oprostite sto vam se ne svidja.. necu vise kacit...
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Fraka on January 30, 2012, 15:12:00
Neka covjek stavlja sto oce, ada ne moraju sve bit anegdote iz brda 19. vijeka... nekate de
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Cirius on January 30, 2012, 17:41:38
Kad je već otvorena ova tema,  pored brojnih drugih koje su off topic,  svako je slobodan da ostavi tu što misli da je ok ...   ona fora sa obućom je dobra    :67:
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: vanja on January 30, 2012, 19:23:01
Quote from: Al3k5aNd4R on January 30, 2012, 15:04:12 meni je ovo presmijesno.. oprostite sto vam se ne svidja.. necu vise kacit...

ajde sad nekome se svidja nekome se ne svidja...ja se presmijem kad ovo vidim...aleksandre samo ti kaci lececemo kao meci  :120: :120: , svako ima svoje pojmanje humora....demokratija brale na forumu alooooo  :05: :105:
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Madjo on January 30, 2012, 22:58:32
Zar nemamo temu Smiješni klipovi ?  :32: Može se nazvat Smiješni klipovi i slike, nebitno...  


Title: Re: Humor
Post by: demijan on January 31, 2012, 10:09:03
za cipele  :109:  :109:  :67:
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: niksicki on February 04, 2012, 18:15:31
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/2370048_700b.jpg)
Сарајево
(http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/s720x720/404885_10150511251436300_9659541299_9293377_1298413871_n.jpg)
Београд  :11:
(http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/425237_10150570270874518_858374517_8753035_1654270788_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Miloš on February 04, 2012, 19:18:13
Zašto snijeg ne smije da padne u Bar?
Zato što zna da bi ga Barani UGAZILI!  :119:

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Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Bura on February 04, 2012, 19:50:11
Quote from: Miloš on February 04, 2012, 19:18:13 Zašto snijeg ne smije da padne u Bar?
Zato što zna da bi ga Barani UGAZILI!  :119:

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 :05:  :05:  Dobra  :05:
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Krivi on February 04, 2012, 21:24:59
 :45: :45:
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Gaston on February 05, 2012, 01:15:40
Bankomat u Mostaru
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/420105_10150509713986612_699876611_9036640_1159986787_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: bole on February 05, 2012, 11:25:34
(http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/416986_10150515275276852_377366401851_9172912_1267996988_n.jpg)

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Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Bura on February 05, 2012, 12:47:28
(http://img850.imageshack.us/img850/7995/jsthstj.jpg)

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Title: Re: Humor
Post by: niksicki on February 05, 2012, 15:40:09
Quote from: Miloš on February 04, 2012, 19:18:13 Zašto snijeg ne smije da padne u Bar?
Zato što zna da bi ga Barani UGAZILI!  :119:

 :05:
То је тај криминални менталитет Бар-Сутоморе,који полако излази на виђело (http://i440.photobucket.com/albums/qq124/kennse7en/Smileys/mafia.gif)
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: bole on February 05, 2012, 17:43:22
(http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSOK8hlZOJYgl2ZNmmYUHm4MfmCZySV8S8m_25vTzydouFbY7HrmyamA6aK)   :11:
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: sanjin on February 06, 2012, 03:14:26
(http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/421561_10150516323361852_377366401851_9178017_1799688539_n.jpg)

(http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/420358_10150515557141852_377366401851_9174392_1061639816_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Miloš on February 06, 2012, 21:17:43
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/424813_342146455818170_128005310565620_1129847_2135060148_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Madjo on February 06, 2012, 23:06:28
 :102:  :102:  :102:  :102:                    :109:
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Vasilije on February 06, 2012, 23:30:21
(http://ilol.rs/upload_pic/5166.jpg)
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: prenka on February 07, 2012, 00:28:00
http://vukajlija.com/zabava/posteri/420422
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: milos555 on February 07, 2012, 12:59:29
Quote from: prenka on February 07, 2012, 00:28:00 http://vukajlija.com/zabava/posteri/420422
:109: :67:
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: sanjin on February 07, 2012, 13:34:01
Vic u vezi ovog sjeverca sto nosi sve zivo.

Prodajem kucu na Zlatici a krov u Golubovcima!

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Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Madjo on February 07, 2012, 13:34:56
 :102:  :102:  :67:
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Krivi on February 07, 2012, 13:35:15
 :63: :67: :99:
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Стенли on February 07, 2012, 13:39:20
Predjena kilometraza krova kuce??   :11:
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Cirius on February 07, 2012, 13:51:13
 :102:     :102:

Quote from: Stenli on February 07, 2012, 13:39:20 Predjena kilometraza krova kuce??   :11:

 :102:

Najbrži krov dobija nagradu   ''Zlatna tigla''  !

Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Madjo on February 07, 2012, 13:53:47
 :102:  A druga nagrada je Srebrna gravaljá.    :07: :07: :07:
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Vasilije on February 07, 2012, 13:55:03
Quote from: sanjin on February 07, 2012, 13:34:01 Vic u vezi ovog sjeverca sto nosi sve zivo.

Prodajem kucu na Zlatici a krov u Golubovcima!

 :102:

Ti se sa mojom mukom zezas  :102: :102: :102: :102:

Jos ako ovaj sjever ne stane ne moze se niko popet na krov od trospratne kuce tako da ce biti da cistim snijeg sa potkrovlja a bice i koja pahulja u dnevnu!
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: winter on February 07, 2012, 14:45:22
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/430267_10150572447566738_195444461737_8864598_859620437_n.jpg :11: :11: :11: :11:
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Vasilije on February 07, 2012, 18:58:49
 :102: :102: :102: :47:
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Vasilije on February 07, 2012, 19:12:15
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: milos555 on February 07, 2012, 19:31:18
 :102: :102: :102:  :75:
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Krivi on February 07, 2012, 19:33:41
Znam da svi vjerovatno znate sve od tboka,al mora sam ovo postavit
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: LOMIBA on February 07, 2012, 20:50:23
 :109:  :109: ja ovaj video kolko god puta pogledam svaki put mi je sve  smjesni ahaha
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: prenka on February 08, 2012, 01:11:29
http://vukajlija.com/zabava/posteri/421813 :67:
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: LOMIBA on February 10, 2012, 01:20:31
http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/395859_10150509289346852_377366401851_9158003_827093554_n.jpg
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: vanja on February 10, 2012, 01:21:53
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Title: Re: Humor
Post by: LOMIBA on February 11, 2012, 12:15:50
podgorica toga jutra preko 50 u gradu,sa parkinga kod Zabjela nemogasmo naci ladu...! :60:
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Al3k5aNd4R on February 13, 2012, 00:25:05
(http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/6908/40742210150667090314703.jpg)
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Cirius on February 13, 2012, 00:33:59
 :109:     :109:       :102:
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Al3k5aNd4R on February 13, 2012, 01:30:22
(http://www1.vukajlija.com/var/products/posters/201202/428165/a-u-medjuvremenu.jpg?1329073088)
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: LOMIBA on February 13, 2012, 15:41:20
hahahahaha najjace..!
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Al3k5aNd4R on February 14, 2012, 02:02:36
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: vanja on February 14, 2012, 02:08:12
 :109:
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Al3k5aNd4R on February 15, 2012, 23:02:04
evo oni stripovi sto vam se ne svidjaju.

meni je ovaj extra :D

(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/2673572_700b.jpg)


surova istina :)
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Stefan600 on February 15, 2012, 23:09:25
haaahahahahahahah plakanje od smijeha!!  :47:  :45:  :12:
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Al3k5aNd4R on February 18, 2012, 00:11:09
How Persian Cats are made


(http://2coolfishing.com/ttmbforum/attachment.php?attachmentid=78676&stc=1&d=1158434582)
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Krivi on February 18, 2012, 01:09:44
Quote from: Al3k5aNd4R on February 18, 2012, 00:11:09 How Persian Cats are made


(http://2coolfishing.com/ttmbforum/attachment.php?attachmentid=78676&stc=1&d=1158434582)
ahahahahahahah
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: LOMIBA on February 20, 2012, 21:12:52
kaze voditelj adminu narednih dana toplo prolece izgleda stize....a admin da bice toplo narednih dana ali zima jos nije rekla svoju poslednju rijec moze da udari repom..! :11:
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: vanja on February 23, 2012, 20:46:30
gore je okacen ali samo djelimican ali ovaj dio...
nemam duso vjeruj mi....a da bi ti da imam......ajde izadji molim te napolje....neeemaaaaammmmmmmmmmmm  :102: :102:

Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Стенли on February 23, 2012, 21:06:54
Како Даниловграђанин изјављује саучешће ??
" Острога ми, брате, ти знаш... "    


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Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Stefan600 on February 23, 2012, 21:15:14
 :102:  :47:  :45:  :67:   Brate moj, umrijeh od smijeha. hahahahahaha Poznato mi je to hahahahah  :76:
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Стенли on February 23, 2012, 23:53:04
Quote from: stefan96 on February 23, 2012, 21:15:14
:102:  :47:  :45:  :67:   Brate moj, umrijeh od smijeha. hahahahahaha Poznato mi je to hahahahah  :76:

a ti znas kako to ide, ucis ovamo kod nas  :)
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Al3k5aNd4R on March 23, 2012, 03:11:44
(http://de.webfail.at/uploads/images/1713/post.jpg)

u trenutku dok je cijela cg strijepila i brojala glasove na referendumu, ovaj je razbijao ekran :D
(http://img.wow.se/0/20110918/a60f33e494b4eb314b18ec5316454e66_1316303075.gif)
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: niksicki on March 25, 2012, 10:42:26
Ево га онај фракин друг,што има и онај клип са пописа становништва  :67:
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Nikola on April 24, 2012, 23:20:04
 :102: nema preko ovoga
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Krivi on May 04, 2012, 13:08:16
Konacno juce bila pilot epizoda Slucajevi pravde od TBOK-a. Meni je bila ekstra, nadam se da ce se svidjet sirim narodnim masama, pa da postanu poznati i sire od CG!!
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: prenka on May 16, 2012, 18:35:52
e pa ovaj sofro je legenda :05: :67: ....molim vas poslusajte ovo  http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Qe0Ih3TOwYI#!
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Stefan600 on May 16, 2012, 19:01:41
Gleda sam ovo...  :67: Ma sofro je bog...
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Nikola on June 01, 2012, 02:21:29
Kako li ovo izvode  :36:

Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Krivi on July 03, 2012, 01:42:52
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Miloš on July 04, 2012, 17:54:10
Fenomenalna slika koja ovih dana kruži po fejsbuku, baš sam se nasmijao slatko  :120:

(http://s15.postimage.org/nb8j8734r/523391_358857324186221_53948007_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Cirius on July 05, 2012, 00:46:33
 :109:     :102:    
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Stefan600 on July 05, 2012, 00:50:38
Juce sam ovo podijelio na mom profilu kad sam vidio... Zaista mi je ovo preslatko za vidjeti  :105: Prelijepi su
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Nikola on September 11, 2012, 20:42:56
Jeli ovo realno! o.O XD
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: LOMIBA on September 13, 2012, 22:03:53
ahahahaaha ludi su ko struja  :11:
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Fraka on September 14, 2012, 14:19:57
Hahhahhahaha

Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Krivi on September 28, 2012, 00:16:26
Citah Hamlet ovih dana, pa se sjetih Booksovaca, i njihove legendarne izvedbe istog djela...
Od 4:01, ide sou...

ahahahahha..  :99:
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: MeteoLaik on September 29, 2012, 13:03:18
Hahahahahahahahahahaha
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Madjo on September 29, 2012, 15:55:46
"helo ček bjuti vid plejstejšn"   ....  :11:  :67:  :120:  :67: :75:
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: prenka on October 05, 2012, 23:47:43
radio aNTena -m veceras u ponoc ,vrace se emisija the books of knijge  :109:
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Nikola on October 24, 2012, 00:13:07

6:13
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Nikola on November 01, 2012, 20:15:05
....to dragane....
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Stefan600 on November 01, 2012, 20:24:12
hahahahahahahahahahahah gledao sam ovoooo, aoooo  :75:   :102:  :102:  :47:
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Nikola on November 02, 2012, 22:47:13
Aaaaaaa imali ovo dje u svijet
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: niksicki on November 04, 2012, 22:02:42
 :05:
(http://sphotos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/315527_454356994608018_1335979143_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Nikola on November 10, 2012, 15:10:06
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Nikola on November 11, 2012, 00:38:08
-Tata, sta da ti kupim za rodjendan? – Nista,sine, nemam para!!!
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Mađo on November 11, 2012, 00:43:11
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Nikola on November 17, 2012, 23:13:48
Ao   :11:

Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Cirius on November 18, 2012, 02:42:31
 :102:       :109:
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Nikola on November 18, 2012, 12:08:01
:07:   :102:  :102:
Hvala,duvaci!,mada ja bih rekao da je od LSD + cialis

Title: Re: Humor
Post by: winter on November 19, 2012, 18:35:22
Daje ga IBRA SA 30 m iz makazica a Sofro veli ala Ratko Zecc... xaaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxax xaxaxxaaxaxax ne vjerujem  :05: :99: :102:
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Mađo on November 19, 2012, 19:31:45
Quote from: winter on November 19, 2012, 18:35:22 Daje ga IBRA SA 30 m iz makazica a Sofro veli ala Ratko Zecc... xaaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxax xaxaxxaaxaxax ne vjerujem  :05: :99: :102:

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Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Transmat on November 19, 2012, 20:32:23
Nikola, ovaj ti je humor katastrofa...  
A da ne pricam koliko je neumjesno jer imamo i mladih clanova ovdje.
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Cirius on November 20, 2012, 04:43:44
Quote from: Transmat on November 19, 2012, 20:32:23 A da ne pricam koliko je neumjesno jer imamo i mladih clanova ovdje.

Kritika uvažena, post uklonjen zbog vulgarnih izraza ...  nisam ga ni pogledao ranije,  jer sam vidio da traje 11 min ...   hvala na "dojavi"    :83:
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Nikola on November 20, 2012, 11:38:54
Quote from: Transmat on November 19, 2012, 20:32:23 Nikola, ovaj ti je humor katastrofa...  
A da ne pricam koliko je neumjesno jer imamo i mladih clanova ovdje.
Pa zato sto je parodija,a da imamo mladjih clanova od Stefana i ne znam,a Stefan ne vjerujem da bi se postidio bas  :120:,a klip nije uklonjen sa youtuba tako da moze da udje svako od 7-77 ne vidim sto je problem.
Evo onda zamjena za jedan vic:
Razgovaraju dva ludaka:
-Izvini,koliko je sati?
Ovaj drugi vadi toplomjer iz dzepa i odgovara cetvrtak  :120:
Bili mrav i slon i sad se nesto razboli mrav,ostane bez bubrega,kad zove ga slon i kaze:Hoces li da ti pozajmim moj  :120:
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: winter on November 21, 2012, 20:41:52
Pita momak djevojku.
- Odakle si?
- Neću ti reći!
- Hajde prvo slovo!
- I
- Hajde i drugo, molim te!!
- S
- Predajem se, ne znam!
- Ispljevalja !               :05:  :11: :102:  
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: vanja on November 23, 2012, 02:34:45
hahahaha dobar   :102: :102: :109:
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Krivi on November 23, 2012, 12:26:32
Aooooo..
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: winter on November 26, 2012, 01:07:41
Uhvate divljaci Crnogorca u džungli i ubace ga u kazan da skuvaju corbu od njega. Pitaju ga ima li posljednju želju.
- "Nemam ja nikakvih želja, samo me nešto zanima."
- "Šta?" - "Imate li vi DPS, SDP, LP ovde?"
- "Nemamo!"
- "Imate li SNP, PZP, BS?"
- "Nemamo!"
- "Imate li DF, PCG, NS?"
- "Nemamo!"
- "Imate li nezaposlenost, akcize na gorivo, 82 poslanika, bezbroj ministarstava, agencija, 20% PDV?"
- "Nemamo!"
- "Imate li bar Djukanovica ili Bulatovica? Ranka Krivokapica, Igora Luksica,Nebojsu Medojevica, Radulovica,Srdjana Milica...?"
- "Nemamo!"............ - "Pa od čega ste podivljali, mater vam ****!?"  :120: :102: :102:
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Shody on November 27, 2012, 00:48:27
Najgora crnogorska kletva?
-Dabogda te sutra zvali sa radnog biroa  :120:
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Mađo on November 27, 2012, 00:52:51
 :67:  Ovamo kod mene svi stariji ljudi u selo vele biróv  :05:
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: winter on November 28, 2012, 16:24:19
Sofro : "Pogledajte promasaj Kerzakova, pa ovo se na poligonima kroz Podgoricu pretvara u gol u 99 od 100 slucajeva"  :05: :05: :05:
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Nikola on December 02, 2012, 13:22:12
 :109:

Title: Re: Humor
Post by: LOMIBA on December 02, 2012, 15:01:46
 :05: :05: Srcani udar bih dozivio da me ovo snadje!
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: EagleS on December 02, 2012, 15:19:53
 hahahahahaha  :05:
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: EagleS on December 02, 2012, 15:27:24
Uči uči, sine pa da budeš prvi na biro rada
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Mađo on December 02, 2012, 15:51:21
Dobra je fora ovo sa duhóm  :11:  

Ovo je ljepota što bi ih snašlo da moraju odit pješki preko Nahije po noći...  :11:  Ko je gođ plahé krvi velike su šanse da bi se nešto priviđalo.  :104:  :05:
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Transmat on December 02, 2012, 19:56:56
ja sigurno ne bih kao ovi ljudi stajao u cosak i pokrio oci.. instiktivno bih zamanuo nogom u "duha" . pa bi onda bila sprdnja  :05:
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Nikola on December 03, 2012, 00:28:53
Quote from: Transmat on December 02, 2012, 19:56:56 ja sigurno ne bih kao ovi ljudi stajao u cosak i pokrio oci.. instiktivno bih zamanuo nogom u "duha" . pa bi onda bila sprdnja  :05:
:11:  :45: Kod nas sigurno ovakve skrivene kamere ne bi prosle,odje bi ovome djetetu rekli mala pomes ces se ili idi obuci se ili zajebasli se,mene ste nasli  :120:
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: vanja on December 03, 2012, 00:32:41
hahahha a ne zezajte zamislite se u slicnoj situaciji aaaa sprdnja, mada sto kaze transmat, nije iskljuceno da ga instiktivno nogom nabodem (duha) u vr` glave  :05: :102: :11:
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: sanjin on December 03, 2012, 00:54:47
Dobra fora s duhom. A dobro je i ovo http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMwaA4bqtDc
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Al3k5aNd4R on December 03, 2012, 15:30:35
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Stefan600 on December 03, 2012, 16:32:59
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=117444448416135
hahahahahahahahaha placem od smijeha!
samo mi je zao sto vi sto nemate fb necete moci da vidite taj video.
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Krivi on December 03, 2012, 16:34:55
Quote from: stefan96 on December 03, 2012, 16:32:59 https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=117444448416135
hahahahahahahahaha placem od smijeha!
samo mi je zao sto vi sto nemate fb necete moci da vidite taj video.
:05: :67:
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Nikola on December 04, 2012, 00:17:21
Hahahaha carevi!
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: sanjin on December 10, 2012, 13:56:36
 :67:
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Fraka on December 10, 2012, 14:02:24
Vidjeh ovo na ESPN prije neki dan  :67: Sto ce jado iskliznula je  :15:
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Stefan600 on December 10, 2012, 15:04:23
haha ovo je za mene humor

Podgorica: U noćnim satima i ujutru, uglavnom sniježne padavine, a prijepodne povremeno slaba kiša. Poslijepodne razvedravanje. Vjetar slab do umjeren, promjenljivog smjera. Jutarnja temperatura vazduha oko 2, najviša dnevna do 6 stepeni.

 :120:  :67:
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: winter on December 11, 2012, 20:15:13
Mole se sjevernjaci dok čiste snijeg da ga ne bačaju po Podgorici :)    :05: :05: :05:
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Nikola on December 12, 2012, 14:01:27
Bila anketa u Podgorici Zasto vam smetaju beranci?

-65.4% gradjana odgovorilo je  Kome mi to smetamo!?    :120:
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Nikola on December 14, 2012, 23:41:05
 :45: i nije za ovu temu ali morao sam staviti.
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Стенли on December 15, 2012, 00:07:06
Mnogo dobra pjesma u videu..!!      Sabrina - Boys boys boys  :114:  :114:
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Nikola on December 15, 2012, 20:58:22
Najjace kad kaze Da nije holesterol crni Djole  :102:
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: winter on December 20, 2012, 15:20:07
Sad nadjoh ovo hahahahahh xD  ,,Crveni karton za Madjarsku igracicu Tomori.. Sofro: Evo sudije su je poslale u slvacionicu uz severinininu pjesmu! (ovo ce biti dobra noc pedosjecam) hahahha''  :102: :102: :11:
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Nikola on December 28, 2012, 01:19:56
 :05:

Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Nikola on December 28, 2012, 13:50:03
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Nikola on January 05, 2013, 18:46:15
Nema preko  :109:
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Nikola on January 07, 2013, 02:44:00
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Al3k5aNd4R on January 15, 2013, 18:08:18
(http://i1082.photobucket.com/albums/j368/babelincoln/0BgkEDHQxuVSF0g_zps71c3cd30.gif)
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: niksicki on January 16, 2013, 22:23:00
 :67:
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Nikola on January 21, 2013, 17:56:32
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Nikola on January 21, 2013, 21:27:10
 :11:
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Nikola on January 21, 2013, 21:30:18
 :120:
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Shody on January 22, 2013, 02:42:12
Pitali crnogorca da opiše puža:

- To skače, to trči, to divlja ...

:67:
:116:
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Fraka on January 24, 2013, 17:58:12
hahhahaha  :102: :102:

Title: Re: Humor
Post by: niksicki on January 26, 2013, 18:04:54
Kako Beranac trazi ocu da mu kupi Nike patike?

- Tata,ja bi one sa kosijerom


(http://sphotos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/541735_10151158687746910_1319234638_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: sanjin on January 27, 2013, 18:43:35
Quote from: Fraka on January 24, 2013, 17:58:12
hahhahaha  :102: :102:


:67:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJuGKJaSyVU
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: winter on January 28, 2013, 00:41:46
https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/419575_403724526384970_2021130208_n.jpg

:102: :102: :102:
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Transmat on January 28, 2013, 18:24:08
Quote from: winter on January 28, 2013, 00:41:46
https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/419575_403724526384970_2021130208_n.jpg

:102: :102: :102:
Winter jesi li ti staropodgoričanin?  :64:
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: sanjin on January 28, 2013, 22:45:04
Pokidao sam se od smijeha http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnMmVbOL84g
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: vanja on January 28, 2013, 23:02:00
 stvarno dobra skrivena kamera :11: :12: :12:
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Nikola on February 01, 2013, 00:51:54
Dje nadjoh ovo,kidanje

Title: Re: Humor
Post by: winter on February 02, 2013, 02:59:39
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/14984_409947795762643_1359670911_n.jpg)

:75: :05: :05: :05:
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Стенли on February 08, 2013, 00:00:54
;ebi mi oca ako nije ovako.   :67:

Startuje momak Podgoričanku na jednoj od terasa u Hercegovačku. Ona­ prihvata flert jer vidi da je momak izgledan. Odma šalje drugarici poruku koja je sjedjela pored nje i pita je:
- Kako ti se čini ovaj macan?
• Meni je vrh, samo mu ne vidim ključeve od kola!?
- Mora da vozi nešto dobro, viđi mu mobilni... Aj pitaj ga ti, ono kroz priču, da ne ispadnem sponzoruša.
Te se drugarica ka' iz topa obrati udvaraču:
• Kuku, kuku, eno pauk diže džipa u Njegoševu! Da nije tvoj?

:102:
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Nikola on February 09, 2013, 14:05:54
Quote from: Стенли on February 08, 2013, 00:00:54
;ebi mi oca ako nije ovako.   :67:

Startuje momak Podgoričanku na jednoj od terasa u Hercegovačku. Ona­ prihvata flert jer vidi da je momak izgledan. Odma šalje drugarici poruku koja je sjedjela pored nje i pita je:
- Kako ti se čini ovaj macan?
• Meni je vrh, samo mu ne vidim ključeve od kola!?
- Mora da vozi nešto dobro, viđi mu mobilni... Aj pitaj ga ti, ono kroz priču, da ne ispadnem sponzoruša.
Te se drugarica ka' iz topa obrati udvaraču:
• Kuku, kuku, eno pauk diže džipa u Njegoševu! Da nije tvoj?

:102:
Dobar  :64: tipik

Evo malo humora u videuu
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Cirius on February 11, 2013, 18:03:27
 :120:      :120:

(http://sphotos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/c0.0.403.403/p403x403/541525_132756336893888_2009863069_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Al3k5aNd4R on February 12, 2013, 22:32:31
drug igl  :67: :99:

(http://www.dodaj.rs/f/2Y/Sr/4gLLxiHp/glupos.jpg)

admine, ubaci ovaj sivi smajli :D

(http://r15.imgfast.net/users/1511/83/58/37/smiles/487961.gif)
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: sanjin on February 15, 2013, 13:16:49
Ovo je legendarno....  :102:



-Koliko iznosi poskupljenje?
-Bilo je 1.2 milijarde...
-A postalo je..?
-Postalo je 8.
-Od 1.2 milijarde pretvorilo se u 8 milijardi?
-Da.
-Odlicno. Lijepo radite.

:67:
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: winter on February 19, 2013, 15:48:37
Startuje momak Podgoričanku na jednoj od terasa u Hercegovačku. Ona­ prihvata flert jer vidi da je momak izgledan. Odma šalje drugarici poruku koja je sjedjela pored nje i pita je:
- Kako ti se čini ovaj macan?
• Meni je vrh, samo mu ne vidim ključeve od kola!?
- Mora da vozi nešto dobro, viđi mu mobilni... Aj pitaj ga ti, ono kroz priču, da ne ispadnem sponzoruša.
Te se drugarica ka' iz topa obrati udvaraču:
• Kuku, kuku, eno pauk diže džipa u Njegoševu! Da nije tvoj?

:102: :102: :120:
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Nikola on February 21, 2013, 16:48:28
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Nikola on March 16, 2013, 22:52:45
  :102:
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: zec on March 17, 2013, 11:26:32
LoL Kakva tragedija.
(http://s23.postimage.org/xkg5z70nv/887166_621556291193259_1516294146_o.jpg)
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Mađo on March 17, 2013, 11:31:58
Čuš krepá mu hrčak ?!  :55:  :102: Držé li ga u kapelicu ?   :23:

Što bi reká jedan moj prijatelj "Nije Džastin biber nego papâr"  :11:  :11:  :07:
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: zec on March 26, 2013, 17:43:04
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Fraka on April 03, 2013, 17:52:35
hhahhaha  :67: :67: :67: :67:


:75: :75:
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Cirius on May 01, 2013, 00:11:07
 :120:   sa fb stranice  CATastrophe


(https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/944557_451120994982267_1734801522_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Cirius on June 01, 2013, 15:36:06
Freško sa fb stranice Podgorički vremeplov     :08:

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/934931_476297899127632_251443677_n.jpg) 
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: sanjin on June 01, 2013, 15:45:04
To je zbog ovoga:

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/379666_4993894130577_972115668_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Fraka on June 01, 2013, 15:56:29
Ja imam snimljeno doma u Kotor kad neko sa vremenske prognoze.. cini mi se rtcg... kaze T more i uglavnom medju njima se pojavi mojkovac sa 22 stepena  :67: :67: Vjerovatno je mislio petrovac haha
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: vanja on July 03, 2013, 16:53:31
Quote from: Fraka on June 01, 2013, 15:56:29
Ja imam snimljeno doma u Kotor kad neko sa vremenske prognoze.. cini mi se rtcg... kaze T more i uglavnom medju njima se pojavi mojkovac sa 22 stepena  :67: :67: Vjerovatno je mislio petrovac haha
kad bih ti rekao kako se sastavlja prognoza za vijesti i dnevnik u rtcg nebi zna dal da places ili da se smijes....grohotom  :104:
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Mađo on July 03, 2013, 22:29:43
Pa si čeká mjesec dana da nam to rečeš ?  :103:
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Nikola on July 09, 2013, 00:13:15
E svasta.  :05:


Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Nikola on November 09, 2013, 06:22:28
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Fraka on December 25, 2013, 03:35:32
Vjerovatno ste vidjeli ovo, ali cisto da zakacim... ja se odavno nisam ovako izasmijao... dobro.. Vrlo prijatno i oslobodjeno hahhaha  :102: :102: :102:

Title: Re: Humor
Post by: sanjin on December 25, 2013, 11:48:12
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: sanjin on December 25, 2013, 15:51:52
Quote from: Fraka on December 25, 2013, 03:35:32
Vjerovatno ste vidjeli ovo, ali cisto da zakacim... ja se odavno nisam ovako izasmijao... dobro.. Vrlo prijatno i oslobodjeno hahhaha  :102: :102: :102:



Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Fraka on December 25, 2013, 16:24:46
 :67:

Klasicni dopas, savrsena definicija, ponasanje po knjizi  :05:
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: prenka on December 25, 2013, 16:28:07
Bahatost i neozbiljnost balkanskih novinara  :11:  Ali izgleda to dobro prolazi kod naroda  :03:  Jos se smijem ovome  :102: 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nI5StuZYwQo

Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Dule97 on December 25, 2013, 18:28:29
 :120:     :120:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElnHWqJRaDI
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Cirius on December 28, 2013, 12:50:36
 :67:

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1522305_10152113085589662_57336838_n.jpg)

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Title: Re: Humor
Post by: milos87popovic on October 06, 2014, 16:47:36
Kad ti žena kaže: "Ispravi me ako grešim", ti ćuti, ne ispravljaj ništa! To je zamka!
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: EagleS on December 23, 2014, 18:15:14
http://rt.com/uk/217143-bbc-high-report-unfinished/  :102:
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Cirius on February 17, 2015, 22:14:14
 :120:

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10403383_1617183928496500_150899822977243288_n.jpg?oh=19b7dce7583e5bdfb97ee2d0b75bb067&oe=555CA07A&__gda__=1430982822_89bb6240ea7f46cf39e7d7faa6e98fb9)
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Nikola on March 03, 2015, 00:45:02
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Nikola on April 03, 2015, 16:17:13
Svaka im dala   :59:
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: stefan357965 on September 08, 2015, 02:01:34


Mozda je neko postavio, ali ja sam plakao :D
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Filip.V on November 28, 2015, 16:51:56
Pogledah ovog ludog vozaca, jos se kidam  :11: Inace zakasnio sam samo dvije godine  :114:
Evo trenutno stanje kod mene  :109:
(http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Fuck+this+shit+just+kidding+i+need+to+pass+fuck_f583cb_4924978.jpg)
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Admin on June 13, 2016, 09:03:13
 :05:
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Mađo on December 07, 2016, 23:58:27

Bura


Quote
Primijetio sam da dosta takmičara koji nijesu iz Crne Gore griješe kada grad Pljevlja mijenjaju po padežima.  :15:


Ako vas ispravim nadam se da mi nećete zamjeriti...  :15: :15:  Pljevlja su imenica u množini, ne jednini, pa slijedi:


nominativ   Pljevlja
genitiv   Pljevalja
dativ   Pljevljima
akuzativ   Pljevlja
vokativ   Pljevlja
instrumental   Pljevljima
lokativ   Pljevljima





:02: E bogomi kućo, ne zboriš dobro. Jesi dobro ako zboriš srpskijem jezikom, ali pošto si rođen u Bar trebalo bi da zboriš po crnogorski.  :07: 
Po crnogorski, ne postoji padež tipa Pljevljima,Kučima,Njegušima qrcima palcima... idemo li prema Barima ili prema Baru?? ... znači,ođen ide oblik akuzativa u Pljevlja, niz Pljevlja, uz Pljevlja.. :03:


Temperatura u Pljevlja je 0 stepeni.
Spušta se magla niz Pljevlja.
Krenuo sam za Pljevlja.
Pod Pljevlja leži dosta uglja.
Pred grad Pljevlja bijaše lijepo vrijeme.
Veliki snijeg panuo na Pljevlja.
-----------
Poplave u Njeguše su česte .
Eto me, spuštam se niz Njeguše.
Idem za Njeguše.
Pod Njeguše ima dosta vodá.
Pred selo Njeguše sretosmo jednu lisicu.
Na Njeguše se pršute suše.
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Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Niksic 3 on February 03, 2017, 16:30:04
Legende o Niksicanima: http://youtu.be/RYETZvFdFiw
Nista bolje ne poslusah no ove Legende o niksicanima :11:
Orginal,sve isto ko iz prave.
Obavzno poslusati.
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Niksic 3 on August 02, 2018, 15:31:35
Ja mislim da ovaj jos vristi. :11:
https://youtu.be/GZ5m_-dgOrs
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Nikola on April 30, 2019, 18:11:28
Poslednji video iz Podgorice    :119:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4J6lfqotlOI
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Aquaria on April 30, 2019, 20:29:39
Hahahaha jeste, Medo sa Starog aerodroma - postao je svjetski poznat  :120: :43:
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Mađo on September 21, 2019, 20:15:09
 :67: :67:
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Aquaria on January 18, 2020, 00:57:43



Plač  :102: :102: :102:
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: vanja on January 18, 2020, 01:54:10
davnog ga nedje gledah hahahha plakanje , odlican je  :120:
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Aquaria on January 18, 2020, 14:56:46
Posle trećeg snimka sam već počela da padam od smijeha čim kaže ono: "I was wondering if you could help me"  :102:



A zbog ovoga ću da ostavim u amanet da me, kad dođe taj momenat, sa'rane po irskim običajima  :102: Kakva legenda od čovjeka :102:
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: EagleS on March 14, 2020, 15:43:21
Ne znam poklapaju li nam se humori ali evo vi

Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Aquaria on March 17, 2020, 17:16:40
Pa se vi posle sprdajte Trampu  :102:  :102: :102:
Bravo za montažu, EagleS  :111: :121:
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: EagleS on March 17, 2020, 18:11:49
Zna Trump  :11:
Title: Re: Humor
Post by: Aquaria on February 28, 2021, 00:36:33
Izgleda da nisu naši putari jedini koje iznenadi snijeg usred zime, pa ljudi moraju da se snalaze kako znaju i umiju

https://www.pcnen.com/portal/2021/02/27/priznao-zlocin-policija-mu-ocistila-put/

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